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  Serials
Witam,
Poszukiwalem programu Serials i znalazlem w necie  Serials 2000, ale nijak
nie moge dojsc do opcji uzupelniania bazy danych kodow za pomoca Sieci.
Zalaczam instrukcje z helpa, ale nie moge znalezc na IRCu sugerowanych
kanalow. Macie moze jakies pojecie jak to zrobic lub inne przydatne
programiki typu Serials?

Pozdrawiam
Jurek

PS Fragment helpa:
So you have an ancient version of Serials 2000 and need the latest serials?
No problem. Just use the new Update feature. There are a few things you need
to do though. Just follow the simple instructions here and you will be set
to go in less than 5 minutes!

You first need to get the update packs from us. The way to do this as of now
is to go onto EFnet, IRC, and get them. If you don't know what IRC is, go to
http://www.mirc.com and that will explain it all to you. You will also need
to get onto an EFnet server, which mIRC comes with.

Once on IRC, you will need to join the channel #Cracks and look for the nick
name Serials2K. Once you find it, type:
/msg Serials2K !update <version
<versionis meant to be your current version. So let's say you have the
version 6.2000.01.12, then you would type in 2000.01.12 as the version.
Example:
/msg Serials2K !update 2000.01.12
This will then send you all the updates that exist AFTER your current
version."

 
  Serials

Witam,
Poszukiwalem programu Serials i znalazlem w necie  Serials 2000, ale nijak
nie moge dojsc do opcji uzupelniania bazy danych kodow za pomoca Sieci.
Zalaczam instrukcje z helpa, ale nie moge znalezc na IRCu sugerowanych
kanalow. Macie moze jakies pojecie jak to zrobic lub inne przydatne
programiki typu Serials?

Pozdrawiam
Jurek

PS Fragment helpa:
So you have an ancient version of Serials 2000 and need the latest
serials?
No problem. Just use the new Update feature. There are a few things you
need
to do though. Just follow the simple instructions here and you will be set
to go in less than 5 minutes!

You first need to get the update packs from us. The way to do this as of
now
is to go onto EFnet, IRC, and get them. If you don't know what IRC is, go
to
http://www.mirc.com and that will explain it all to you. You will also
need
to get onto an EFnet server, which mIRC comes with.

Once on IRC, you will need to join the channel #Cracks and look for the
nick
name Serials2K. Once you find it, type:
/msg Serials2K !update <version
<versionis meant to be your current version. So let's say you have the
version 6.2000.01.12, then you would type in 2000.01.12 as the version.
Example:
/msg Serials2K !update 2000.01.12
This will then send you all the updates that exist AFTER your current
version."


Siemka!!!
Też mam ten program, i mogę ci powiedzieć tyle, że musisz mieć bazę w
postaci plików. W file jest update datebase. Baze możesz znaleść na stronie
www.softzone.prv.pl
Nara

  Ray Charles - His Greatest Hits - 2 CD

a mo?na prosi? o tracklist ?


prosze bardzo

Disc 1  
1 What'd I Say (parts 1 and 2)
2 Georgia On My Mind
3 Hardhearted Hannah
4 Ruby
5 Sticks And Stones
6 Them That Got
7 One Mint Julep
8 Hit The Road Jack
9 Unchain My Heart
10 Hide Nor Hair
11 Baby It's Cold Outside
12 At The Club
13 I Can't Stop Loving You
14 Born To Lose
15 Careless Love
16 You Don't Know Me
17 You Are My Sunshine
18 Your Chasing My Heart
19 Don't Set Me Free
20 Take These Chains From My Heart
Disc 2  
1 Busted
2 Without Love (There Is Nothing)
3 That Lucky Old Sun
4 My Heart Cries For You
5 Baby Don't You Cry
6 Smack Dab In The Middle
7 Makin' Whoopee (parts 1 and 2)
8 I'm A Fool To Care
9 Crying Time
10 Let's Go Get Stoned
11 Together Again
12 I Chose To Sing The Blues
13 I Don't Need No Doctor
14 Here We Go Again
15 In The Heat Of The Night
16 Yesterday
17 Eleanor Rigby
18 If You Were Mine
19 Don't Change On Me
20 America The Beautiful

i co Ty na to?

  [WARTO] Asazaki Ikue - Utabautayun
Dla lubiacych etniczne dzwieki. Naprawde swietna plyta z tradycyjna
muzyka japonska. Cudowny glos z pianinem (i paroma innymi, delikatnie
dajacymi o sobie znac intrumentami) w tle. Krazek specjalnie kupiony i
zgrany dla fanow anime Samurai Champloo. Wystarczy, ze posluchacie
pierwszego kawalka Obokuri-eemui i odplyniecie...

"The three songs on Asazaki's mini-album get re-released onto a full
album with six new recordings, and two interludes of voice and
soundscape. Asazaki's vocals are accompanied by Akira Takahashi's piano
on a kind of Okinawa meets new age piano CD. But don't let that put you
off too much. It's actually a pleasant enough listen, designed to soothe
the senses rather than stir them. Wonderful Japanese vocalist UA guests
on one track adding street cred."
- farsidemusic.com

MP3 VBR (najprawdopodobniej --preset standard). Z tego co slyszalem to
nie ma zadnych artefaktow.

Ktos chce? :)

 
  .::[tub-e.net]::. [polska dziewczyna w australii]



Jak na takiego malego dzieciaka to super stronke zrobila. Ale jej
przechwalki to chyba na wyrost?


I'm not a little kid. Don't let the photos fool you. Being patronising but
nice at the same time is not a good thing. Are you going to start acting
like the assholes at the other newsgroup? I didn't come here for that. I
though at least Polish people were nice. To their own kind, at least..

7-12 projektow na raz kazdy za $3000-$100 000?!!


Are we going to have a post like the one all those "designs snobs" threw at
me, again?
Money is better in Australia. If you have a good business, you get good
contracts. If you read my other post correctly (which the other "design
snobs" didn't) , you would realize that a $100,000 price tag, is for large
companies, who want databases, with internet hook-ups, a lot of Java, DHTML,
ASP, SQL hook-ups, Flash with a lot of Action Scripting. And I don't do them
by myself. I usually have to hire other people to do databases and hook-ups.
I only so far have gotten a contract like that once.

Most of my work is for small companies, ranging from $3000 to $10,000. But
closer to the smaller mark.
Oj, teraz widze jak nisko sie cenie. o_O

Kamil Dworakowski
http://www.iProjekt.pl/


  ESKOMAT złamany! Nowe Forum Konkursy

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  dobranoc pchly na noc > eng.
Zowisiu, to je śliiiiczne :-)
Jakie słodkie :-)

A oto wersja angielska, nie wiem czyje (c), w każdym
razie używana przez moją cudowną Sharon z Minnesoty,
co mi mamę swojego czasu zastępowała:

Good night,
don't let the bedbugs bite,
and if they do
hit them with a shoe,
until they are black and blue.

Di.

  en->pl chartreuse workout suit, grants world, rained out i silver lining
 Witam!!
 Bede very dzwieczny za pomoc w przypadku paru watpliwosci:
1. W co ten czlowiek sie ubiera:
You'll look real cute in one of those zany __chartreuse workout
suits__. Don't start till I get my camera!
 Brak kontekstu. Jest to jeden z listy zwrotow pod naglowkiem 'Heart
attack' do wykorzystania przy konstrukcji scenki sytuacyjnej. Niektore
zwroty zdaja sie sugerowac, ze rozmowa odbywa sie po powrocie bohatera
od lekarza z diagnoza, ale to tylko zgadywanie.
2. Tu znowu szef do podwladnego:
You re just not trying hard enough. You re not taking yourself
or your job seriously enough. You can t be a wimp and
___make_it_in_the_grants_world___. You have to toughen up and be
competitive. That s what makes them take you seriously.
 Swiat grantow?
3. Ah, you win a few, lose a few, and a few get rained out. Just
let the boys play with their toys and look for the silver lining, my
dear.
 Czyli: Trochę wygrywasz, trochę przegrywasz i trochę ??????
Niech szef bawi się swoimi zabawkami, a ty ?????, moja doga.
 Jakos deszcz i wysciolka/podszewka mi tu nie pasuja.
                     Tadzimir

-----------------------------
Prawdziwy adres:
tadzimir(małpa)gower(kropka)pl

  en->pl chartreuse workout suit, grants world, rained out i silver lining
zwazajac na wszystkie propozycje, oto moje tlumaczenie ostatniego fragmentu:

Czasami bitwe wygrywasz ty, czasami oni. Niekiedy trwa rozejm i w ogole nie
dochodzi do potyczki. Pozwol chlopcom grac w ich gierki, a ty kochana/y
postaraj sie znalezc w tym jakies plusy/pozytywy/szanse dla siebie.

pozdrawiam

message
Witam!!
 Bede very dzwieczny za pomoc w przypadku paru watpliwosci:
1. W co ten czlowiek sie ubiera:
You'll look real cute in one of those zany __chartreuse workout
suits__. Don't start till I get my camera!
 Brak kontekstu. Jest to jeden z listy zwrotow pod naglowkiem 'Heart
attack' do wykorzystania przy konstrukcji scenki sytuacyjnej. Niektore
zwroty zdaja sie sugerowac, ze rozmowa odbywa sie po powrocie bohatera
od lekarza z diagnoza, ale to tylko zgadywanie.
2. Tu znowu szef do podwladnego:
You're just not trying hard enough. You're not taking yourself
or your job seriously enough. You can't be a wimp and
___make_it_in_the_grants_world___. You have to toughen up and be
competitive. That's what makes them take you seriously.
 Swiat grantow?
3. Ah, you win a few, lose a few, and a few get rained out. Just
let the boys play with their toys and look for the silver lining, my
dear.
 Czyli: Trochę wygrywasz, trochę przegrywasz i trochę ??????
Niech szef bawi się swoimi zabawkami, a ty ?????, moja doga.
 Jakos deszcz i wysciolka/podszewka mi tu nie pasuja.
                     Tadzimir

-----------------------------
Prawdziwy adres:
tadzimir(małpa)gower(kropka)pl


  proÂśba o przetlumaczenie tekstu piosenki
jakby by³ kto¶ tak mi³y i mi przet³umaczy³ :)

Celine Dion:
No mountain too high for you to climb
All you have to do, is have some kind of faith
No river is too wide
for you to make it across
All you have to do, is believe when you pray
R.Kelly:
And then you will see the morning will come
And everyday will be bright as the sun
Hold on to your fears, cast them on me
I just want you to see
Chorus:
I'll be your cloud up in the sky
I'll be your shoulder when you cry
I hear your voices when you call me
I am your Angel
And when all hope is gone, I'm here
No matter how far you are, I'm near
It makes no difference who you are
I am your Angel, I'm your Angel
R.Kelly:
I saw your tear drops and I heard you cry
All you need
is time, seek me and you shall find
You have everything and you're still lonely
It don't have to be this way
Let me show you a better day
Celine Dion:
Then you will see, the morning will come
And all of your day will be bright as the sun
So all of your fears just cast them on me
How can I make you see
Chorus
R.Kelly:
And when it's time to faced the storm
Celine Dion:
I'll be right by your side
R.Kelly:
Grace will keep us safe and warm
I know we will survive
Celine Dion:
And when it seems as if your end this growing near
Don't you dare give up the fight
Just put trust on the sky

  Rassija.....matuszka maja...

| Synek nie o tobie było tylko o G. więc się nie udzielaj
| Don't give me that shit, asshole.  So how did your braifart got im my
topic?  
| Who let you contaminate MY topic with your goddamn bullshit?  Next time I
| gonna

| presonally rip your head off, piss down your neck and skull fuck you.  
| Don't
| waste my motherfuckin' time pinhead.  Lacze wyrazy szacunku i wspolczucia z
| powodu twojej galopujacej choroby umyslowej.  Uszanowanie.
| Paul

ale się myliłem , ty jesteś po prostu kawałkiem gówna . Uszanowanie


Don't you ever give up you useless piece of amphibian shit?  Not only you
belong to me, motherfucker, but you own me for these ignorant, stupid remarks
from your filthy shithole you call your mouth. But that father of yours, drunk
cocksucker, never taught you nothing, did he? Ain't life a bitch for you, my
son? Anyway you're waisting my motherfuckin' time. I was trying to help you,
but I've failed. I have failed because your hereditary brain demage stood in my
way, allowing for no progress. There is no fuckin' shame in it for me, only a
danger for society, that directly translates itself into a death sentence for
you - pathetic motherfucker. Therefore I order you to choke yourself to death,
to save the others. If you decide not to comply with my orders, I'll tear out
your eyeballs and use them to clean my toilet.  Uszanowanie.
Paul

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  Eksperci sceptycznie o możliwych korzyściach z "tarczy"

dwa wnioski - po jaka cholere "madre glowy" tocza te akademickie dysputy
skoro i tak nic z nich nie wyniknie w plaszczyznie decyzyjnej - z tarcza
jest tak samo jak z przetargiem na F 16 - decyzja juz dawno zostalo podjeta
na kolanach ...gdyby bylo referendum to takie publiczne debaty mialy by
sens - w obecnej sytuacji to tylko bicie piany

wniosek numer dwa - Polska od ponad dwustu lat jest juz tylko przedmiotem
gry mocarstw wiec w tym zakresie nic sie nie zmienia

ps. a jeszcze jeden wniosek mi sie nasunal - wczoraj rzekomo NATO (
jednoglosnie ) uznalo ze instalacja tarczy jest potrzebna - wiec
przynajmniej czesc argumentow podniesionych w dyskusji stracila aktualnosc


        ... ja dodam tylko tyle:
http://www.spacewar.com/reports/Russia_Rejects_US_Offer_On_Missile_Sh...

the missile shield's potential threat to Russia.

"These systems don't provide any particular danger to us.... They have more political
weight than military," he said, Interfax reported. "If they have money and nothing
else to do with it, let them build it."

Jak ekipa Kaczynskiego sie nie zgodzi na tarcze, to juz w odwodzie jest
ekipa Kwasniewskiego, ktory nas wpakowal w irak, i z checia podpisze
wszystko aby wrocic do wladzy. Mamy wybor miedzy "tak" i "tak" dla tarczy.
Z powazaniem
                                                                Adam Przybyla

  Eksperci sceptycznie o możliwych korzyściach z "tarczy"

   ... ja dodam tylko tyle:
http://www.spacewar.com/reports/Russia_Rejects_US_Offer_On_Missile_Sh...

the missile shield's potential threat to Russia.

"These systems don't provide any particular danger to us.... They have more political
weight than military," he said, Interfax reported. "If they have money and nothing
else to do with it, let them build it."


Ciekawe jak długo będzie dowodził po takiej wypowiedzi, niezgodnej z
oficjalną linią rosyjskiej polityki?

  Eksperci sceptycznie o możliwych korzyściach z "tarczy"

| "These systems don't provide any particular danger to us.... They have
| more political weight than military," he said, Interfax reported. "If
| they have money and nothing else to do with it, let them build it."

Ciekawe jak długo będzie dowodził po takiej wypowiedzi, niezgodnej z
oficjalną linią rosyjskiej polityki?


Albo jest to wyraźny sygnał o zmianie kursu w polityce.

  Dziwne zachowanie Acrobat Readera 7.0
for it? Four years in office, and just now getting around
to some civil-rights legislation. Just now, after everything else is
gone, out of the way, they're going to sit down now and play with you
all summer long -- the same old giant con game that they call
filibuster. All those are in cahoots together. Don't you ever think
they're not in cahoots together, for the man that is heading the
civil-rights filibuster is a man from Georgia named Richard Russell.
When Johnson became president, the first man he asked for when he got
back to Washington, D.C., was "Dicky" -- that's how tight they are.
That's his boy, that's his pal, that's his buddy. But they're playing
that old con game. One of them makes believe he's for you, and he's got
it fixed where the other one is so tight against you, he never has to
keep his promise.

So it's time in 2005 to wake up. And when you see them coming up with
that kind of conspiracy, let them know your eyes are open. And let them
know you -- something else that's wide open too. It's got to be the
ballot or the bullet. The ballot or the bullet. If you're afraid to use
an expression like that, you should get on out of the country; you
should get back in the cotton patch; you should get back in the alley.
They get all the Negro vote, and after they get it, the Negro gets
no

  PHP 4 czy 5

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each day? Its easier then you think. A few dabs of Ultra Allure
Pheromones will have women fighting over you.

Scientifically proven to work- pheromones have been used for years now
to attract women. Don't be at a disadvantage anymore- pheromones will
help any male attract women of all types and ages.

Don't be left behind! Millions of men are already benefiting from using
pheromons to attract women- without them you are at a disadvantage!
Don't let the other guy get the girl, arm yourself with Ultra Allure
pheromones tonight!

If YOU would like to ...
- Become a lot more sexually attractive.
- Meet more beautiful women, MUCH more easily.
- Grab the attention and get approached by women far more often.
- Make a fantastic, memorable, compelling impression , every time.
- Increase your self-confidence and masculinity BIG-time… then this may
be the most important news you will read all year.

More info: 'allure pheromone ultra'
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  Microsoft raz jeszcze
On 10/26/2004 11:50 AM, cyber knight Michał Szeląg gave sign:

Bardzo się cieszę, że temat microsoftu zyskał tak wiele pozytywnych
wypowiedzi!
Znalazły się równierz wypowiedzi popierające politykę ms która chcąc nie
chcąc przysparza nam niepotrzebnej roboty. Blokując umyślnie strony
oglądane przez eksplorera przyczyniamy się do:
1) Przywołania ms do standardów.
2) obniżenia cen na oprogramowanie dla uczelni co niesie za sobą wyższe
stypendia!
3) Ogólnej satysfakcji.
4) ułatwienia sobie pracy.

A więc do dzieła!
Proponuje wysadzić ms 01.01.2005 będzie to czas nowej ery usłyszymy o

pojawił się dopiero teraz i że zaraz wszystko naprawimy, a część osób już
będzie miała zainstalowaną mozille!


"Blocking Web Pages to IE Users
There are some web pages that are blocked to IE users. This tactic is immature and
backfires. Rather than blocking a web page to an IE user outright, use the opportunity to
educate the IE user on the merits of Firefox, before allowing them to proceed to your web
page. If you web page doesn't properly display in IE, let them know, tell them how to get
Firefox, and what they are missing on your site if they don't get the fox."

http://www.spreadfirefox.com/

  man -p sex

No to pusc na liste. Nikt sie chyba nie obrazi.


WydawaÂło mi siĂŞ, Âże mam tego wiĂŞcej, jak znajdĂŞ resztĂŞ to podeÂślĂŞ...

                        How to program in "C"
                        ---------------------
1] Use lots of global variables.
2] Give them cryptic names such as: X27, a_gcl, or Horace.
3] Put everything in one large .h file.
4] Implement the entire project at once.
5] Use macros and #defines to emulate Pascal.
6] Assume the compiler takes care of all the little details you didn't
   quite understand.

"It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?"

                        How to debug a "C" program.
                        ---------------------------
1] If at all possible, don't, let someone else do it.
2] Change majors.
3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and excecute.
4] Throw holy water on the terminal.
5] Dial 911 and scream.
6] There is rumour that "printf" is usefull, but this is probably
   unfounded.
7] Port everything to CP/M.
8] If it still doesn't work, re-write it in assembler.  This won't fix
   the bug, but it will make sure no one else finds it and makes you
   look bad.

  problem z ssh
przepraszam ze po angliesku, poszlo tez na comp.os.unix.solaris. nie
chce mi sie opisywac od poczatku, ale angielki nie jest chyba tu bariera
nie do przekroecznia ;)

it's not a real problem, it's just a lack of knowledge.

let's say i have to machines, a and b. on both of them i have OpenSSH,
binary distribution downloaded from sunfreeware.au.pl and installed
according to sunfreeware.au.poznan.pl/openssh.html. in ssh_config and
sshd_config i have all set to defaults, especially
#RSAAuthentication yes
#PubkeyAuthentication yes
#AuthorizedKeysFile     .ssh/authorized_keys
on machine a i have a scipt, which is using scp and ssh. i can't
eliminate a need for providing a user password when a execute this
script. i generated a public key for this user on machine b, whith
instruction
ssh-keygen -t rsa
i have added his fingerprints to /.ssh/authorized_keys on machine a, i
have ssh-agent running on machine a (eval `ssh-agent`) and ssh on
machine a still needa a password for this user (password, not passphrase
to keystore) when i use any tool from ssh suite. what do i need to
eliminate this? my scripts are copying file to 9 machines, restarting
some proceesses on them (kill -HUP PID), so it's a lot of typing when i
execute this script.
i have read man ssh, man ssh-add, man ssh-agent but i still don't
understand what on which machine must be configured.

os to solaris8, ale to chyba niewazne w tym momencie.

pawelb

  proÂśba o przetlumaczenie tekstu piosenki
jakby byÂł ktoÂś tak miÂły i mi przetÂłumaczyÂł :)

Celine Dion:
No mountain too high for you to climb
All you have to do, is have some kind of faith
No river is too wide
for you to make it across
All you have to do, is believe when you pray
R.Kelly:
And then you will see the morning will come
And everyday will be bright as the sun
Hold on to your fears, cast them on me
I just want you to see
Chorus:
I'll be your cloud up in the sky
I'll be your shoulder when you cry
I hear your voices when you call me
I am your Angel
And when all hope is gone, I'm here
No matter how far you are, I'm near
It makes no difference who you are
I am your Angel, I'm your Angel
R.Kelly:
I saw your tear drops and I heard you cry
All you need
is time, seek me and you shall find
You have everything and you're still lonely
It don't have to be this way
Let me show you a better day
Celine Dion:
Then you will see, the morning will come
And all of your day will be bright as the sun
So all of your fears just cast them on me
How can I make you see
Chorus
R.Kelly:
And when it's time to faced the storm
Celine Dion:
I'll be right by your side
R.Kelly:
Grace will keep us safe and warm
I know we will survive
Celine Dion:
And when it seems as if your end this growing near
Don't you dare give up the fight
Just put trust on the sky

  Dobroduszne miśki
Mój kolega wrócił ostatnio z dłuższej podróży, a oto jego opis kontaktu
z polskimi policjantami: (cytuję w oryginale, nie chce mi się tłumaczyć
na "polska mowa")

"Once we had a problem with polish police. We were driving away from
Wroclaw, we were allready on the highway when we saw police-car driving
behind us. I was driving in first, behind me were my friends with Audi
80, and behind them police with FSO. Police stopped Audi, I noticed that

and I stopped also after about 200m to wait my friends. It took wery
long time - that meant trouble. After about 15 min police-car drove
away. I asked my friends, that what was going on?! They said that police

said that we were driving on the wrong lane in Wroclaw or made a turn in

wrong place or something like that, and police wanted 350(!!!) PLN from
that! (That was a "price" for two cars) When they said, that we don't
have that money, policeman asked for DEM's, when we said, that we don't
have DEM's either. Then my friends said to policeman, that lets go to
the police-department and there you can write us real ticket if we
really have made something wrong. But right after that police let us go.

That means that police just wanted our money without writing even a
ticket."

Widzę że miśki są bez skrupułów, jeśli chodzi o obcokrajowców. A potem
dziwimy się, że nas tak samo traktują za granicą.

pozdro
W.
Peugeot 205 GTX '88

  How to import samochod do Polski

| Better buy that car on her name stright.
| that is definitely a better idea. You can fake her signature if You
| wish.
Maybe a stupid idea... but can't I just keep the car on my name and have
it registered in Poland on my name?


propably only if You have a polish citizenship. or at least a place
(address) where you are registered for a "long stay". i do not know how
to do this. best would be ask in one of our communications offices, and
let them worry. but if they say that You can do that, and then deny it,
because they were wrong... then you have a problem ;)

Or are bloody foreigners not
supposed to have cars in Poland ;-)


hmmm... propably ;) I don't know ;)

  p800, gprs, idea - activation rejected

zrobilem wszystko, dostalem sms'a konfiguracyjnego - nadal niestety
"Activation Rejected" :( mozliwe, ze to cos po stronie sieci zle
ustawione?


doczytalem sie na sieci conieco o problemie... w najwiekszym skrocie
(cytuje koncowke wiekszego "sprawozdania z placu boju", bo a noz a
widelec ktos podobne przejscia bedzie mial - ja powalcze jutro) -

Now it's getting interesting: He called up Customer Care himself and
told them to "enable the APN", and guess what, it worked. Now
apperently, the internet APN has to be enabled and gets disabled each
time you change your tariff. Apparently, Customer Care Reps cannot see
this on their screens and even if they could they wouldn't know what
to do with it. To them, everything looks fine to them as does to the
guys on the network side.

So I spent HOURS f*****g around with incompetent Vodafone people,
knowing that it was somehow their fault and constantly being treated
as if the problem was on my side.

Moral of the story: Probably everyone in this forum knows more about
phones than a Vodafone Customer Care Rep, don't let yourself be told
that everything is fine and should be working, and aks them to "ENABLE
THE APN"

  PROPOSAL: alt.pl.satanizm

[----]
: Somebody newgrouped them, disregarding alt.* conventions. This is alt.*.
: Nobody can *make* you do a thing or *make* you not do a thing. But in
: creating a regionally based group in the alt.* hierarchy, you are
: effectively asking admins all around the world to devote server resources
: to a group that can be of no interest to their readers in most parts of
: the world. Have some common courtesy and don't abuse the system just
: because there's nobody *forcing* you to do the right thing.
[----]

Just a side note:
There are *way* too many alt.* newsgroups that are "of no interest to
their readers in most parts of the world". For example, do you think
that anybody here in Poland is interested in:
alt.bonehead.john-henry
alt.censorship.vancouver-community-net
alt.conspiracy.british-telecom
alt.flame.monica-lewinsky
alt.kyles.mom.is.a.stupid.bitch
alt.pedophile.alan-bostick
alt.sports.football.pro.tennessee
(to list just a few groups, selected randomly from my "rejected-newgroup"
log) ?

Let's face it, most newsadmins (except big sites like uunet) do not
create alt.* on their servers without restraints (and without
consideration). If you do not like alt.pl.satanizm, you do not have
to carry it (like I do not carry alt.flame.monica-lewinsky :-).
Thanks for your attention,

  Moskwa szanse AT

| biorac pod uwage fakt iz mamy doczynienia z fanatykami ktorzy jak to mozna
| bylo uslyszec przyjechali do moskwy po to aby znalezc tam meczenska
| smierc...

Osobiście nie nadawałbym temu dużej wagi. To są kwiatki z kavkaz.org, gdzie
błyskawicznie pod akcję podpiął się Udugow. To za nim podaje sie kawałki o
"czeczeńskich żonach zabitych bojowników co przyjechały umrzeć" etc...


[Presenter] So you can confirm the report that there is a suicide
squad of women among the terrorists?

[Hostage] Yes, there are about 16 of them, I think, in fact more.

(...)

[Presenter] What are they saying to you?

[Hostage] That they sympathise with us but they will not hesitate.

(...)

[Presenter] And the children, have they let them all go or are they
still in the hall?

[Hostage] I can see a couple, but basically they let most of them go.

(...)

[Presenter] What mood are people in?

[Hostage] Depressed, but surprisingly calm.

(...)

[Hostage] No, I have not seen any casualties. But there was firing
behind the hall.

[Presenter] Sorry?

[Hostage] There was firing behind the hall, but I don't know about
here.

[Presenter] So there were no casualties among those who were in the
hall?

[Hostage] No.

[Presenter] Thank you. Hold on.

Source: Russian Public TV (ORT), Moscow, in Russian 2205 gmt 23 Oct 02
-

Hostage in Russian theatre details mining of building, situation in
hall - BBC Monitoring Service - United Kingdom; Oct 23, 2002

  podstawowy zestaw do wlamow II

chmod         egrep          login     pwd            true


  ' - Hey Roosta, I just had this really hoopy idea! We're in this wrecked
      building, right?
    - Right.
    - And the building is in this really amazing force bubble, right?
    - Right.
    - And the force bubble is flying through interstellar space, right?
    - Right.
    - And there are seven Frogstar fighters, taking us at the hyperspeed
      twelve, to the Frogstar, right?
    - It'd better be a good idea, Beeblebrox!
    - But it's a smash! You wanna hear it?
    - Okay...
    - Let's go to the discotheque!
    - Are you crazy??!
    - What's the matter, don't you like discotheques? Look, I've got
      these free invites, some cat was giving them out on the street.
      Here it is.
    - Aaaaah, I'm with you Beeblebrox! You reckon we could slide this
      plastic invite into a doorlock, break out of the building, claim
      one of the Frogstar fighters, and then, maybe overpower all the
      guards, with this terrifying, small... plastic card!? '

     :D

 To  tak  odnoÂśnie komentarza, do 'true' które jak wiadomo jest najpraw­
dziwszym, najstraszliwszym z hackerskich programów.
 Btw:

 yacoob:~[276]ls -l /usr/bin | head -1
 total 54M

 SiedzĂŞ na bombie zegarowej...?

Pozdróvka,

Q.

  wakacje sie koncza

Alphaville - "Fallen Angel" (z moj± ma³± przeróbk± s³ów;-)...

I hear those voices on the radio
I switched it off because he told me so
He's an investigator
He's like an elevator
Nobody told me we'd be all alone
You know
Somewhere my friend he'd left me
In that red light zone
You know
He said: I've seen your deepest secrets, son
They're just as lightning
In the look of your eyes

I said: I want you, Baby,
I said: I want some more
I said: I never ever felt it like that moment before

He's an assassin,
He's melting steel in my heart
But I love him more.
He said: I want your body
He said: I want your soul
He said: A fallen angel takes it but he'll never let go

He's an invader -
He's from another world
But I beg for more and more

He's raising feelings cutting like a knife
He's pouring fire into my liquid life
There's no escaping from his mysteries,
He gives me kisses of the strangest kind
He says: I know you'll like it,
So come over here
He says: Just let that rhytm filter
Through your body, dear
and then he...
He always did it and he always will
He'll stay that hunter
'till the end of time

...no i mo¿e jeszcze Alphaville - "Forever Young", bez przeróbek tekstu...

Let's dance in style
Let's dance for a while
Heaven can wait,
We're only watching the skies
Hoping for the best
But expecting the worst
Are you going to drop the bomb or not???
Let us die young or let us live forever
We don't have the power
But we never say never
Sitting in a sandpit
Life is a short trip
The music's for the sad man
Can you imagine when this race is won?
Turn our golden faces into the sun
Praising our leaders,
We're getting in tune
The music's played by the madmen

Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever
Forever - and ever

Some are like water,
Some are like the heat
Some are a melody and some are the beat
Sooner or later, they all will be gone
Why don't they stay young?

It's so hard to get old without a cause
I don't want to perish like a fading horse
Youth's like diamonds in the sun
And diamonds are forever
So many adventures couldn't happen today
So many songs we forgot to play
So many dreams swinging out of the blue
We'll let them come true

Forever young...

Tak mnie jako¶ wziê³o...

  Wasze NITRO od HT! ):]

----- Original Message -----

Sent: Tuesday, December 18, 2001 8:32 PM
Subject: Re: Request for payment

| Dear Nitroclicks,

| -------

| Dear Mateusz, we'll send you a check
| please wait till your account is checked
| Thank you,
| Customer Support
| Nitroclicks
| -------

| I am very disappointed in Nitroclicks, why? Hmm... Let me think about it, so...

| ...you said: 'we'll send you a check, please wait till your account is checked'
| I think you had lots of time to check my account while I was executing tasks you have given.
| This is a funny situation - you tell me now that you will check my account, hue hue, really funny.
| ...I think you didn't check my account earlier because that situation was suitable for you.

| I don't trust Nitroclicks and I don't believe that you will send a check to my address with 500$.
| ...I am really disappointed in Nitroclicks. I think your plan is to make the most of user to do what you want.

| Please answer to my letter and inform me what are you waiting for in my case. Bye bye...

| Sincerely

| Mateusz Kiczela
| HurTor

----- Original Message -----

Sent: Saturday, December 29, 2001 3:21 AM
Subject: Re: Fw: Request for payment

Dear HurTor,

We have so many requests for payment at the moment that it is impossible for them to be processed immediately.
This will take some time. We apologize for this in advance . It is unavoidable and has nothing to do with not wanting to pay
members.
You will be informed about your payment automatically. This will be on your statistics.

More information will be given to you through your statistics page after we have finished processing the  current payments!

---------------
Sincerely yours,
Steven Kristich,
Nitroclicks Online Support


  Wasze NITRO od HT! ):]
Witam !!!

Oni dobrze cukrują - że jest tłok dużo osób czeka na wypłatę ale czy wszyscy
ją otrzymają  ??? - oto jest pytanie.
Ja mam już 300 $ a zadania robiłem zaraz po otrzymywaniu wiad. a teraz od
dwóch tygodni ani mru mru.
Tylko wysłali że przepraszają za serwer itd.
A serwer nadal się wykrzacza !!!
Ciekawe co to dalej będzie ???

Pozdrawiam !!!

     (((|)))

--o00o--O--o00o--------------------------------
Kamil alias Kamillotop
----- Original Message -----

Sent: Tuesday, December 18, 2001 8:32 PM
Subject: Re: Request for payment

| Dear Nitroclicks,

| -------

| Dear Mateusz, we'll send you a check
| please wait till your account is checked
| Thank you,
| Customer Support
| Nitroclicks
| -------

| I am very disappointed in Nitroclicks, why? Hmm... Let me think about
it, so...

| ...you said: 'we'll send you a check, please wait till your account is
checked'
| I think you had lots of time to check my account while I was executing


tasks you have given.
| This is a funny situation - you tell me now that you will check my


account, hue hue, really funny.
| ...I think you didn't check my account earlier because that situation


was suitable for you.

| I don't trust Nitroclicks and I don't believe that you will send a


check to my address with 500$.
| ...I am really disappointed in Nitroclicks. I think your plan is to


make the most of user to do what you want.

| Please answer to my letter and inform me what are you waiting for in my
case. Bye bye...

| Sincerely

| Mateusz Kiczela
| HurTor

----- Original Message -----

Sent: Saturday, December 29, 2001 3:21 AM
Subject: Re: Fw: Request for payment

| Dear HurTor,

| We have so many requests for payment at the moment that it is impossible


for them to be processed immediately.
| This will take some time. We apologize for this in advance . It is


unavoidable and has nothing to do with not wanting to pay
members.
| You will be informed about your payment automatically. This will be on
your statistics.

| More information will be given to you through your statistics page after


we have finished processing the  current payments!

| ---------------
| Sincerely yours,
| Steven Kristich,
| Nitroclicks Online Support


  Opener

BYŁES? I SIE NIE ZDZWONILISMY ?
jak mogles nie zauwazyc moich skrzydelek!!!

skoro tak...to jak już się na tej ławce wyspałem to posłuchałem bardzo
przyjemnego block party ( chyba najlpeszy kontakt z publicznością),
fantastycznej biork ( o dziwo mało efektów wizualnych za to
muzycznie...cudo) doskonałego lcd soundsystem ( 2 h tańca bez przerwy o
godzinie 2 w nocu ostatniego dnia festiwalu) i świetnego fisza z jakimś tam
zespołem.


Bloc Party - miimo tego,ze Kele spiewac nie potrafi, jego gitara
małosłyszalna, power mniejszy niz na plytach, to She's Hearing Voices
zrekompensowało wszystkie niedociagniecia - genialne wykonanie,
małowyszukane, acz efekciarskie zachowania Okereke.
Bjork - nie lubie, ale koncert wspominam b.sympatycznie.
Declare independence, don't let them do that to you.
I pełnia księzyca nad scena.....
LCD SS - koncert tegorocznego Openera - genialny w kazdym calu, a NY na
koniec to magia, wieksza niz Champagne S. w Berlinie :)

pod wzgledem pogody - niedziela to cud - miod festiwalowy: Bloc Party przy
zachodzie słonca, Bjork - pełnia, LCD SS - przedzierajacy sie wschod.

to plusy

minusy

muse ( dla mnie słabizna...kupa świateł, efekciarstwo, patetyczne piosenki,
dzieciaki w ekstazie ),


nie wierze, ze Cie nie urzekli!? Nie przepadam za  Muse, ale cały koncert
stałam z rozdziabiona buzia, a o 5 nad ranem , po prowocie do noclegowni,
nie bylam w stanie zasnac bez przesluchania Black Holes and R.
Tak perfekcyjnego koncertu chyba jeszcze w zyciu nie wiedzialam.

beastie boys ( nie moja muzyka, przeyjęcie publiczności też nie zbyt gorące
jak na TAKĄ gwiazdę)


zasnelam na stojaco - nuuuda.

  OT : Pajacyk i "fuck"
Dobra...totalny OT :

Po pierwsze...... Jeśli maxcie czas i chęć to wpadnijcie raz dziennie na
witrynE

WWW.PAJACYK.PL    i   kliknijcie pajacyka . Za każde kliknoiecie 5 gr idzie
na konto fundacji Ochojskiej oi zbierają tak na jakieś dzieci... Chyba warto
, wysiłek żaden , koszt żaden a jat tak ludzie poklikają to się trochę
uzbiera...thx

a teraz dal ralozlużnienia  atmosferki ciekawy instruktaż użycia słowa "
fuck " ( z amo ) :

Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression: "Fuck you!"
Disgust: "Fuck me."
Confusion: "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"
Confused Aggression: "How the fuck should I know?"

It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be used to command silence - "Shut the fuck up!"
It can be maternal - "You Motherfucker."
It can be political - "Fuck Tony Blair!"

And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking
Indians come from?"

Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was
that?"

And, last but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic
who said: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can
anyone be offended when you say "Fuck"?

Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to you prestige.

Today....say to someone: "Fuck you"


Musze poiedzieć że jstem zachwycony , ,iedyś zresztą słyszałem coś podobnego
w wersji audio...cudo...

czako

"dont let any fucker get in your way"


  Dobre :)
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand
closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me . . ."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't keep her mouth shut long enough to build up
the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months:
I don't like to interrupt her.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's
sex drive by 90%.  It's called a Wedding Cake.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

Our last fight was my fault:
My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo
Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife
Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: You can have mine."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
forget it once.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
beautiful.

Z sowinistycznym pozdrowieniem ;)
Niech Âżyje solidarnoœÌ siusiaków :)
JW

  Co to moze byc?
Farmer and those other three, and see if
they'll deny it over a microphone.

No, it was a sellout. It was a takeover. When James Baldwin came in from
Paris, they wouldn't let him talk, 'cause they couldn't make him go by
the script. Burt Lancaster read the speech that Baldwin was supposed to
make; they wouldn't let Baldwin get up there, 'cause they know Baldwin's
liable to say anything. They controlled it so tight -- they told those
Negroes what time to hit town, how to come, where to stop, what signs to
carry, *what song to sing*, what speech they could make, and what speech
they couldn't make; and then told them to get out town by sundown. And
everyone of those Toms was out of town by sundown. Now I know you don't
like my saying this. But I can back it up. It was a circus, a
performance that beat anything Hollywood could ever do, the performance
of the year. Reuther and those other three devils should get a Academy
Award for the best actors 'cause they acted like they really loved
Negroes and fooled a whole lot of Negroes. And the six Negro leaders
should get an award too, for the best supporting cast.

==========================================================================

Mr. Moderator, Brother Lomax, brothers and sisters, friends and enemies:
I just can't believe everyone in here is a friend, and I don't want to
leave anybody out. The question tonight, as I understand it, is "The
Negro Revolt, and Where Do We Go From Here?" or What Next?" In my little
humble way of understanding it, it points toward either the ballot or
the bullet.

Before we try and explain what is meant by the ballot or the bullet, I
would like to clarify something concerning myself. I'm still a Muslim;
my religion is still Islam. That's my personal belief. Just as Adam
Clayton Powell is a

  zamek



| | The German noun 'das Schloß' can mean 'castle' or 'lock'.

| | The Polish noun 'zamek' can mean 'castle' or 'lock'.

| | Coincidence?

| Is it really surprising to have a name coincidence of a building
| which, among other, is firmly locked, and the locking mechanism?

The transference of the word "Schloß" (meaning lock) to a building is due
not to the fact that the building itself was locked, but that the building
closes something: for instance a river, a street, so that the inhabitants of
the building could waylay travellers and traders in order to make them pay a
toll or a duty on their merchandise - or simply to rob them. Another purpose
to close an area was the military defence of that region. The idea behind
the usage of the words "Schloß" and "zamek" seems to be the same.

| In Macedonian the word for lock is "kluch"

Reminds so distinctly of words like to close (Engl), chiudere (Ital), Klause
(Ger) that a common Latin origin is plausible.


Dear Laura,

oops notice a typo on the pronounciation of basilica in my post, it
should be: va silika / va silitsa.

Also Clutch (Engl)- the key to changing gears?

| I would say the word Schloß is in part a bastardization of the word
| kluch meaning the lock up. But i dont think you will find this in any
| modern dictionary.

It would be helpful to look up the etymology of "kluch". Unfortunately I
have no Macedonian dictionary, so could you do that, please, and let us know
what you found out?


I don't have a Macedonian dictionary either so maybe someone else can
look it up if they don't mind.

To "uchi" is to learn, so kl-uch might mean "towards the learning" or
to tie it into context, that device that is necessary to learn how to
open the lock - the key.

Elsewhere in the thread i see the words otvyortka meaning screwdriver
and avain - key/open.

In Macedonian, "otvor" or "odvor" is also a key and an opener as in
bottle openers or even any device that is the key to opening anything.
A screwdriver in Macedonian is something like - ketsavida(sp) which
when you break it down means - a twisted-bolt device.
"odvor" is the out-doors (out the front in the open) as opposed to
"nadvor" and "zatvor" which is out-back and closed up(as in shut up in
jail.)
"ava" means out in the open air or the weather, climate.

Avian or Avion is an aeroplane in Macedonian I think.
Aviation(Engl) is probably related to it as is flying and birds.
Regards---Laura


  en->pl chartreuse workout suit, grants world, rained out i silver lining

 Witam!!
 Bede very dzwieczny za pomoc w przypadku paru watpliwosci:
1. W co ten czlowiek sie ubiera:
You'll look real cute in one of those zany __chartreuse workout
suits__. Don't start till I get my camera!
 Brak kontekstu. Jest to jeden z listy zwrotow pod naglowkiem 'Heart
attack' do wykorzystania przy konstrukcji scenki sytuacyjnej. Niektore
zwroty zdaja sie sugerowac, ze rozmowa odbywa sie po powrocie bohatera
od lekarza z diagnoza, ale to tylko zgadywanie.
2. Tu znowu szef do podwladnego:
You re just not trying hard enough. You re not taking yourself
or your job seriously enough. You can t be a wimp and
___make_it_in_the_grants_world___. You have to toughen up and be
competitive. That s what makes them take you seriously.
 Swiat grantow?
3. Ah, you win a few, lose a few, and a few get rained out. Just
let the boys play with their toys and look for the silver lining, my
dear.
 Czyli: Trochę wygrywasz, trochę przegrywasz i trochę ??????
Niech szef bawi się swoimi zabawkami, a ty ?????, moja doga.
 Jakos deszcz i wysciolka/podszewka mi tu nie pasuja.
                     Tadzimir

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Cześć, oto garść sugestii.

1. Początek jest w miarę jasny.

zany - zabawny, zwariowany
chartreuse - jaskrawozielony
workout suit - strój do ćwiczeń na siłowni

A więc będziesz odlotowo wyglądać w takim ubranku. Zaczekaj, wezmę aparat
fotograficzny.

2. Tu już trochę ciemniej. Jedyne moje skojarzenie, to zwrot "take sth for
granted", czyli uważać, że coś ci przyjdzie samo, bez wysiłku, że masz to już w
kieszeni, że ci się należy. Może szef robi aluzję do takiej postawy?

3. Tu znów się trochę rozjaśnia, pomimo zachmurzenia. Jest takie
powiedzonko, "every cloud has a silver lining", odpowiednik naszych "po burzy
zawsze przychodzi słońce", "nie ma tego złego, co by na dobre nie wyszło" itd.
Z kolei "rain sth out", to odwołać, udaremnić coś, co było w planie, z powodu
złej pogody. Na przykład mecz. Może być również stosowane w przenośni.

A więc, reasumując, jeśli rzecz odnosi się do potyczek z szefostwem, to byłoby
jakoś tak: czasem twoje jest na wierzchu, czasem ich, a czasem
sprawa "rozchodzi się po kościach". Niech się bawią swoimi zabawkami..., (tak
jak powiedziałeś - oczywiście nie dosłownie), a ty czekaj spokojnie, aż burza
przejdzie, bo to nie pierwsza. moja kochana, i nie ostatrnia.

To chyba wszystko, co jestem w stanie wygłówkować. Pozdrawiam

Lama

  pl.rec.telewizja - cytat
Czaszka

 wklepal(a):

najzabawniejsze chyba jest to ze ten post znalazl sie na liscie
pl.rec.telewizja...
....tytul "jestem zainteresowany"


ee tam, czytalem juz ten tekst jakis czas temu; ktos se robi jaja :)

winieta-1 (po angielsku):
IF COMPUTERS HAD PERSONALITIES...

(User-Friendly)
C:DUR
Command not found. Try retyping

(User-Helpful)

C:DUR
I don't understand DUR. Do you mean DIR?

(User-Patronizing)

C:DUR
Now, that's not quite right is it? Let's try again; this time, use the
manual
that the nice salesperson gave you when you bought me.

(User-Obsequious)

C:DUR
I'm so very, very sorry but I don't understand that. I'm sure it was
my fault,
but if you would please try again I'll do my best.

(User-Analytical)

C:DUR
What makes you say that?
C:A TYPING MISTAKE
How long have you been making these mistakes?
C:OH, BANANAS
Do you like bananas?
C:I LOVE THEM
Why do you bring up the subject of love?

(User-McDonald's)

May I help you please?
C:DUR
I'm sorry but that command is not available at this time.
Have a nice day.
C:DIR
Will that be an MS-DOS directory?
C:YES
To read here, or for printout to take away?
C:HERE
Thank you. Have a nice day.

(User-Megalomaniac)

C:DUR
Don't bother me with trivial requests -- I'm busy.

(User-Hostile)

C:DUR
Ha! A mistake! I'm sure you meant to say FORMAT, so that's what I'll
do.

(User-Sarcastic)

C:DUR
Well, Look who's made a mistake then. Very unusual, I don't think.

(User-Insulting)

C:DUR
You Idiot
C:DIR
You Idiot

(User-Smug)

C:DUR
No
C:DOR
Nope
C:HELP
No
C:PLEASE
Not unless you give me a 300Mb hard disk to live on.
C:JERK
Abuse will get you nowhere
###

Winieta-2 (bo inaczej sie ktos przyczepi :):

W domu pewnej młodej blondynki dzwoni telefon. Jej ojciec mówi:
-Jak to będzie do mnie to powiedz, że mnie nie ma!
Blondynka odbiera telefon i po chwili słuchania mówi :
-Niestety; tata jest w domu.
Odkłada słuchawkę i mówi do ojca:
To nie był telefon do ciebie.

  balu

Pan 'Balu' pojawia się nagle na grupie i chce założenia grupy
news://pl.balu a gdy spotyka się z śmiechem - zaczyna żądać - głosem pana
i
władcy. Po chwili przyłancza się 'shw' - gośc wyzywa news-adminów od
<citniedopieszczonych dz*wek i chu**</citpo czym podaje się za członka
MENSY (dostaje odpowiedź - "a to umnie było chyba jakieś spotkanie MENSY
pod blokiem ostatnio - zdemolowali grill i zostawili dużo tłuczonych
butelek" ;)


Na pohybel Ci!!!

Prawie 3 godziny mi zajelo przeczytanie tych 416 postingow... wrr
Ale warto bylo :)

tax

Fun Things to do at the Drive Thru:

Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let
your passenger order.

Ask prices of everything on the menu then order
something that you did not ask the price for.

Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee
this. Order with your door open, pay with your door
open. Roll down window and take food through the window.

Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at
night. Put up a fight.

Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.

Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood
you are in.

When asked if they can take your order, tell them you
are just window shopping and drive on.

Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.

Ask how they fit into that little box.

If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.

Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on,
complain that you did not like the way the employee
said "May I take your order?"

When asked if they can take your order say "No, why
can't I take yours?"

If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing
it till they yell at you.

Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance
in moving it. When they come out, drive away.

Tell them you have to use the bathroom.

Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.

Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a
line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause
a scene.

When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back
with all the trash from your car in it.

Just stare at them when you pay and get your food.
Don't break your stare.

Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

Pozdrawiam,
ananke

  allegro - naciagacz?

| Jakoś pierwsze słyszę żeby namagnesowanie można było zlikwidować
| "programem serwisowym" ;-)
| A o "nosmoke.com" slyszales ?
Nie słyszałem. A szto eto?


A guy calls tech support to report that his computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty.  You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup
      files and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell
      me the command.

  10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that they are right.
  The tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there
      is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS.
      Let me know how it goes.

  10 minutes later.

User: It didn't work.  The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there.  That version of DOS didn't come
      with NOSMOKE.  Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that
      will give you the file.  Let me know how it goes.

  1 hour later.

User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I called Microsoft and told him about what your said,
      and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

www.techtales.com  tez polecam.

J.

  Rassija.....matuszka maja...

Cholera ta grupa traci swoj dawny poziom i coraz bardziej schodzi na psy!!




| Synek nie o tobie było tylko o G. więc się nie udzielaj
| Don't give me that shit, asshole.  So how did your braifart got im my
| topic?
| Who let you contaminate MY topic with your goddamn bullshit?  Next
time I
| gonna

| presonally rip your head off, piss down your neck and skull fuck you.
| Don't
| waste my motherfuckin' time pinhead.  Lacze wyrazy szacunku i
wspolczucia z
| powodu twojej galopujacej choroby umyslowej.  Uszanowanie.
| Paul

Gargiem ,
| ale się myliłem , ty jesteś po prostu kawałkiem gówna . Uszanowanie
Don't you ever give up you useless piece of amphibian shit?  Not only you
belong to me, motherfucker, but you own me for these ignorant, stupid
remarks
from your filthy shithole you call your mouth. But that father of yours,
drunk
cocksucker, never taught you nothing, did he? Ain't life a bitch for you,
my
son? Anyway you're waisting my motherfuckin' time. I was trying to help
you,
but I've failed. I have failed because your hereditary brain demage stood
in my
way, allowing for no progress. There is no fuckin' shame in it for me,
only a
danger for society, that directly translates itself into a death sentence
for
you - pathetic motherfucker. Therefore I order you to choke yourself to
death,
to save the others. If you decide not to comply with my orders, I'll tear
out
your eyeballs and use them to clean my toilet.  Uszanowanie.
Paul

| --
| Wysłano z serwisu Usenet w portalu Gazeta.pl -


http://www.gazeta.pl/usenet/

--
Wysłano z serwisu OnetNiusy: http://niusy.onet.pl


  Pytanko ogólne :-)

Witajcie Dobrzy Ludzie.


Witaj Optymisto.

Mam do Was takie pytanie dosyć ogólne.

Ostatnio jak się zastanawiałem dlaczego lubię angielski a nie lubię
niemieckiego ani francuskiego, to doszedłem do wniosku, że chodzi o to, że
w
angieslkim sa logicznie rozwiązane rodzaje (jak nie ma stosownych organów,
to
rodzaj nijaki) i że odmiana przez przypadki jest w zasadzie żadna.


No it's not that. If that were so you would love Turkish or Hungarian more.

You like English because you can actually get some use out of it all over
the world.

It pays your efforts to learn it back more than any other language.

That is not to say that other languages don't pay, but you have to do a lot
of kombinerkies to make them pay as well as English.

W związku z tym pytanko: czy znacie jakiś język, w którym w/w sprawy są
rozwiązane choś w troszkę podobnie przyjemnie?


If you really do enjoy English just for the aesthetics, then look at the
various English based conlangs.

I would crosspost this to alt.lang.artificial so that people there can
contact you, a soul brother, but my ISP won't let me do this.

pozdrawiam,
BNT

--
Wysłano z serwisu OnetNiusy: http://niusy.onet.pl


This service for news that codognim is using only has pl. domain groups, of
which there are about 330. Onet also carries the world groups, but not via
its web based news service. If you wanted to look at alt.lang.artificial you
have to get on the nntp server, which you can do using the same username and
password you have now, or you can look at google groups.

Poland is the home of artificial languages, by the way, as Esperanto was
invented here, or at least in a place that used to be Poland until it was
stolen by the Soviet Union.

  Dziwne zachowanie Acrobat Readera 7.0
do its job.

That's all. And don't let the white man come to you and ask you what you
think about what Malcolm says -- why, you old Uncle Tom. He would never
ask you if he thought you were going to say, "Amen!" No, he is making a
Tom out of you." So, this doesn't mean forming rifle clubs and going out
looking for people, but it is time, in 2005, if you are a man, to let
that man know.

If he's not going to do his job in running the government and providing
you and me with the protection that our taxes are supposed to be for,
since he spends all those billions for his defense budget, he certainly
can't begrudge you and me spending $12 or $15 for a single-shot, or
double-action. I hope you understand. Don't go out shooting people, but
any time -- brothers and sisters, and especially the men in this
audience; some of you wearing Congressional Medals of Honor, with
shoulders this wide, chests this big, muscles that big -- any time you
and I sit around and read where they bomb a church and murder in cold
blood, not some grownups, but four little girls while they were praying
to the same God the white man taught them to pray to, and you and I see
the government go down and can't find who did it.

Why, this man -- he can find Eichmann hiding down in Argentina
somewhere. Let two or three American soldiers, who are minding somebody
else's business way over in South Vietnam, get killed, and he'll send
battleships, sticking his nose in their business. He wanted to send
troops down to Cuba and make them have what he calls free elections --
this old cracker who doesn't have free elections in his own country.

No, if you never see me another time in your life, if I die in the
morning, I'll die saying one thing: the ballot or the bullet, the ballot

  BX + P3 Tualatin

Podobno na chipsecie BX bez problemu mo¿na odpaliæ najnowsze
Pentiumy III
Tualatin.
Prawda czy nie?


Za X-bit Labs:

Intel BX is Compatible with Pentium III (Tualatin) [5:52 pm] Gavric
VIA Hardware website has confirmed the talks about Intel BX chipset's
entire compatibility with Intel's 0.13-micron CPUs based on the
Tualatin core. The same thing is true for the mobile version of this
chipset which is to be used with Mobile Pentium III (Tualatin) until
Intel 830M (Almador) appears.
It doesn't mean, however, that Pentium III (Tualatin) CPUs will be
safely used on the older mainboards with the BX chipset: they don't
provide the necessary CPU voltage, and there have been no adapters
with built-in power supply modifier for quite long now.
Now let us sum it all up:

The good old BX chipset supports Tualatin.
The chipsets from i815 series, which came out two years later than the
BX, don't.
This year i815 chipsets with B stepping came into being; they do
support Tualatin.
We conclude that the i815 chipsets were deliberately deprived of
Tualatin compatibility. Why? The reasons are quite understandable:
Intel needs to sell both processors and chipsets. The mainboard
manufacturers strive to have the highest sales possible. VIA is also
trying to sell as many chipsets as it can, so it has fallen in with
Intel's idea eagerly. Now it offers chipsets with Tualatin (Pro133T,
Pro266T) support, though it could've implemented this support since
the very first versions of Pro133 and Pro266. SiS is currently busy
selling out its 635T and 633T chipsets and has nothing against it
either. Indeed, who'd object to driving extra profits? We guess, none
of the manufacturers would. From this point of view the AMD platform
looks a bit better, as AMD doesn't address itself selling chipsets.
But this party is not that perfect as well.
A good example are KT133 and KT133A chipsets being almost 100% twins
(though the first of them works at under-115MHz frequencies and the
other one endures 160MHz and even more). Well, in the nearest future
no pseudo-updates on this platform are expected.
Of course, business is a wicked game with no sentiments whatsoever,
but such tricks as these pseudo-updated chipsets for new processors do
embarrass the users.

Ale trzeba poczekaæ na testy!

  Juz piatek ;)))))
A guide to man-machine interface

USER-FRIENDLY
C: DUR
Command not found. Try retyping

USER-HELPFUL
C: DUR
I don't understand DUR. Do you mean DIR ?

USER-UNFRIENDLY
C: DUR
C: DUR
C: DUR
C: DUR

USER-HOSTILE
C: DUR
Ha! A mistake! I'm sure you meant to say FORMAT, so that's what I'll do.

USER-INDIFFERENT
C: DUR
DUR?

USER-PATRONIZING
C: DUR
Now, that's not quite right is it? Let's try again; this time, use the
manual that the nice salesperson gave you when you bought me.

USER-OBSEQUIOUS
C: DUR
I'm so very, very sorry but I don't understand that. I'm sure it was my
fault, but if you would please try again I'll do my best.

USER-SARCASTIC
C: DUR
Well, Look who's made a mistake then. Very unusual, I don't think.

USER-INSULTING
C: DUR
F*ck off
C: DIR
F*ck off

USER-SMUG
C: DUR
No
C: DOR
Nope
C: HELP
No
C: PLEASE
Not unless you give me a 300Mb hard disk to live on.
C: B*ST*RD
Abuse will get you nowhere

USER-ANALYTICAL
C: DUR
What makes you say that?
C: A TYPING MISTAKE
How long have you been making these mistakes?
C: BANANAS
Do you like bananas?
C: I LOVE THEM
Why do you bring up the subject of love?
...etc

USER-McDONALD
May I help you please?
C: DUR
I'm sorry but that command is not available at this time. Have a nice day.
C: DIR
Will that be an MS-DOS directory?
C: YES
To read here, or for printout to take away?
C: HERE
Thank you. Have a nice day.

USER-MEGALOMANIAC
C: DUR
Don't bother me with trivial requests. I'm busy.

MiW
Uno 1.4

  RFD: pl.soc.slub
Hejka!

| Czy rozwody tez beda podchodzily pod uroczystosci rodzinne?
| (...) i nad czym będziesz dyskutował? nad strojem czy gdzie szukać
| dobrego adwokata a może jak wyrolować drugą stronę?
A jeśli ktoś ma życzenie urządzić przyjęcie rozwodowe? W końcu to też
może być radosna okazja :


A propos:

FATHER:  Please!  Please!  This is supposed to be a happy occasion!  Let's
    not bicker and argue about who killed who.  We are here today to witness
    the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock.
    Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his
    death.
GUESTS:  Oh!  Oh, no!
FATHER:  But I don't want to think I've not lost a son, so much as... gained
    a daughter!
    [clap clap clap]
    For, since the tragic death of her father--
GUEST #2:  He's not quite dead!
FATHER:  Since the near fatal wounding of her father--
GUEST #2:  He's getting better!
FATHER:  For, since her own father, who, when he seemed about to recover,
    suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him.
BRIDE'S FATHER:  Uugh!
GUEST #2:  Oh, he's died!
FATHER:  And I want his only daughter to look upon me as her old dad, in a
    very real and legally binding sense.
    [clap clap clap]
    And I feel sure that the merger-- er, the union between the Princess and
    the brave, but dangerous, Sir Launcelot of Camelot--

Tak mi się skojarzyło ;-

  Problem installing Core 5

Thanks for your patience!

I have followed that advice - didn't need to go into BIOS as I know anti-virus
is disabled there, and the standard boot order is floppy-cd-HDD0.


OK.

So I copied sbminst.exe directly to C: and then inserted the command
'C:sbminst.exe -t us -d 0' as you specified in the Run box at Start.

It came up with a reference to an inaccessible dll in a Symantec file
uninstalled and deleted long ago, which I bypassed with "Ignore" - then it
proceeded, offered the option to save, which I accepted. (Where to? The floppy
is now reported not formatted by Windows).


 This is quite correct, no need to worry!

On re-booting, SBM appeared, listing drives but no systems. I tried Help, and
then selected HDD1, [F4] for Active, and [Enter].

After some delay, a message at the top of the black screen reported:
Error loading operating system.
I tried this twice. I tried "Scan all partitions" in the Help or
Menu options, with no result.

Next I did an Upgrade of the Fedora installation from the DVD. Surprisingly, it
reported no bootloader installed, so selected Install, and specified the default
/dev/hda, and MBR in the Advanced options.
The device default was Fedora Core /dev/VolGroup00LogVol00


 You should have selected "No Logical Volumes" or something like that.
During my install of FC4 I didn't need it, so i disabled it and the
system works fine. I wonder whether this is the problem.

Finally it reported no kernel items installed but you said that is normal for an
upgrade. The procedure completed, and ended by ejecting the DVD and told me to
re-boot - which it did - in Windows.

I stopped that and tried again with the SBM floppy - SBM appeared as before -
all drives, no partitions or systems - I selected HDD1 with the same result as
before -
Error loading operating system.
Then I tried selecting HDD0, to give GRUB a chance - but it went straight into
Windows. I removed the floppy and let it proceed so that I am now completing
this e-mail!

Yours still hopefully, but disappointed -

     Theo Tulley.

<snip
I did not select "Force LBA32" which it said is not normally needed, and added
no kernel parameters.

Stumped again!

BTW, the total disk space on my 200 GB HDD shown by Windows is 186.31 GB, so
about 10 to 14 GB is occupied by Fedora. (I don't remember the exact total
size). As I understand it, GRUB should already be installed on HDD-0, but is
ignored by Windows.


 You said that on that 200GB-drive you have two partitions, 40 GB
each. This leaves about 120GB free space. Fedora install should have
formatted this space for Linux, making it invisible to Windows. You
*did* format them, right? This is strange.

 LILO download: http://lilo.go.dyndns.org/ this probably isn't very
helpful (I guess it need Linux to install, didn't check it). I don't
have LILO myself.

 Since SBM needs LILO, it's probably useless to us now. I didn't see
that in the docs, sorry. Maybe you could try installing GRUB on the
Linux drive (not the main one) and using a different bootloader.

 I'm even more disappointed that I can't help you. I ran out of ideas.
Sorry to give you this advise, but maybe the Fedora on-line docs or
their experts will be albe to help you more.

 Good luck!

  teksty HC
SCYHO

Hold on
Hold on
Dont be scared
U'll never change whats been and gone

May your smile
shine on
Dont be scared
the destiny may keep you worm

cuz all of the stars
are fading away
just try not to worry
u'll see them someday
take what u need
and be on your way
stop crying your heart out

Get out
cumon
Why're you scared ?
U'll never change whats been and gone

a na koniec

We'reall of the stras
we're fadeing away
just try not to worry
u'll se us someday

ALL  IN THE  MIND

Zwrotka - G C
Refren - D C G
Outro G F

1.

Show me who you are
I'll show you what you love
I'll  give you half the world if that's enough

Let me take you down
Let me hear you smile
Let me rest my head here for a while

Ref.

In the end we'll leave it all behind
Because the love I think I'm tryin' to find
It's probobly all in the mind

2.
Show me who you are
I'll show you what you love
I'll give you all the world if that's enough

SOLO

In the end We'll leave it all behind    X 3
It's probobly all in the mind
All in the mind  X 3

OUTRO

Better Man

I wonna love you
I wonna be a better man
Don't wonna hurt you
Just wonna see whats in your hands

Well alright now
Yeah Yeah  X 2

AAAAHH....and I know you'll aunderstand X 2

I'm gonna be a better man X 2  - i w kóÂłko

Little by Little

We the people fight for our existence
We don't claim to be perfect but we're free
We dream our dreams alng with no resistance
Fadeing like the stars we wish to be

You knoiw i didn't mean
What I just said
But my god woke up on the wrong side of his bed

And it just dont matter now

It's little by little
He gave you everything you ever dreamed of
Little by little
The wheals of  your life have slowly fallen of
Little by little
You have give it all in on your life
And all the time I'll just ask my self why
you're really here

True perfection has to be imperfect
I konw that that sounds foolish but it's true
The day has come and now you have to accept
Life inside your head we give to you

Songbird

Talking to the songbird yesterday
Flew me to the place not far away
She's a littlepilot in my mind
Singing songs in love to pass the time

Gonna warite her songs so she can sleep ( sing , see ? )
Give her all the love she gives to me
Talk of better days that yet to come
Never felt this love from anyone

she's not anyone

A man can never dream these kind of dreams
Especially whany she came and spread her wings
Whispered in my ear the things i like
Than she flew away in to the night

Gonna warite her songs so she can sleep ( sing , see ? )
Give her all the love she gives to me
Talk of better days that have yet to come
Never felt this love from anyone

She Is Love -
G, C6, F, C/G

G           (320033)
C6         (302010)
F            (133211)
C/G        (332010)

Verse 1
When the sunshine beckons to you
and your wings begin to unfold
the thoughts you bring and the songs you sing
are gonna keep me from the cold
And if a soul is hidden amoung ya
and it's words may woo my soul
you can fill me up with what you got
cus my hearts meant to keep it all

Chorus
She is love, and her ways are high and steep
She is love, and I believe her when she speaks
Love, and her ways are high and steep
She is love, and I believe I do believe her when she speaks

(guitar riff)

Verse 2
You read all my thoughts of passion
and the dreams of my delight
whatever stirs my mottled frame
well you keep it warm at night
I don't know where you come from
and no I haven't got a clue
all I know is I'm in love
with someone who loves me too

CHORUS x2

I do believe her when she speaks (x3)

wszytkie by me opróczy she is love

Czako

  zabawki - poczytaj se doc, poedukuj sie...
ze strony o najlepszych zabawkach:

The good news is that there are lots of fun child toys which can help to
improve your toddler's fine motor skill and hand-eye coordination such as:

  a.. stacking toys, like nesting cups ( for guide on choosing stacking cups
click here), stacking rings (for guide on choosing stacking rings click
here) and stacking blocks
  b.. shape sorter.
  c.. toddler puzzles
  d.. simple construction toys
  e.. toy building blocks including wooden building blocks and other kind of
toy blocks.
  f.. simple art and craft activities.
  g.. activity center toys
  h.. filling and dumping activities.
  i.. pounding toys.
Praktycznie Âżadna z tych powyÂżej NIE MA elektroniki.
A teraz w grupie zabawki "socjalne" mamy:
Teaching your toddler to share toys will improve her social skills.

Stuffed toys, be it a doll or stuffed animal, are very good toys to support
emotional development of your child.

no wÂłasnie!!! Misio, lala...

A teraz specialnie dla frakcji bateryjnej. O zabawkach uczÂących mówiĂŚ:

Good news ! You can use any toddler toy to improve your toddler's language
development. The key to success lays in you as the primary caregiver. Play
with your child and talk to them about the toy. For instance, you can talk
about the feature of your child's doll, or introduce a lot of verb (rolling,
spinning, pulling, and so on) when your child is playing with her activity
center toys.

You may find it easier to talk to your child while playing with a theme play
set, like barnyard animals set, doll house set, etc. This way, you can tell
your child a story and let the animals or dolls in the play set illustrate
it.

Finally, don't forget to read lots of kid story books to your child. This
will foster the love of reading and improve the language ability.

books! a nie jakiÂś robotyczny gÂłos powtarzajÂący w kóÂłko 10 sÂłowek.

zero elektroniki:))) TY masz mówiĂŚ, nie lalka!!!!

i jeszcze dla generalnego rozwoju:

The generic toddler toys we recommend for this purpose are:

  a.. stacking rings and nesting cups.
  b.. shape sorters.
  c.. toddler jigsaw puzzles
  d.. stacking blocks
  e.. construction toys
  f.. building blocks.
wiem, ze obcy jĂŞzyk moÂże byĂŚ barierÂą, ale ktoÂś moÂże ci przetÂłumaczy, ze na
tej liÂście zabawek dla TODDLERS, czyli do roku Âżycia nie ma praktycznie
ÂŻADNEJ elektroniki.
Twoje przemyÂślenia w tym zakresie sÂą jak zwykle bĂŞdne, a teorie - herezjami.
OczywiÂście bĂŞdziesz sie kÂłóciÂł do usranej Âśmierci, bo jak moÂżesz przynaĂŚ
racjĂŞ, Âże JA wiem,czego tatuÂś-Doc nie wie ale...
nie masz racji - jak zwykle:)

a teraz idÂź czytaĂŚ!
http://www.best-child-toys.com/toddler-toys.html

moon

  Zlecenie CMS + PHP
Szef  małej i mlodej firmy programistycznej szuka zleceniodawcy, ktory
moglby zmienic/rozbudowac strone www.
Firma robi specjalistyczne oprogramowanie, wspolpracuje już z kims z Polski
w ramach swojej glownej dzialalnosci, jest b. zadowolona, teraz szuka kogos
do www.
Poczatkowe wymagania to dokladnosc i mozliwosc porozumiewania sie po
angielsku.
Za moja namowa facet nawiazal kontakt z kilkoma osobami, moze nawet z tej
grupy, ale rezygnowal z powodu klopotow z jezykiem albo dlatego ze strony z
portfolio mialy razace dla niego bledy.
Strona nie jest zbyt rozbudowana, kilka podstron, blog to informacje o
nowosciach dokonywane przez pracownika firmy a nie jakas masowka.
Strona ze statystyka to tabelki i wykresy, jej kod jest generowany przez
program, ale rozumiem, ze tu na razie chodzi  o cos pomocniczego.
Ponizej zamieszczam wstepny opis zlecenia, chetnych prosze o kontakt
mailowy, pare zdan o sobie, moze linkow, przesle namiary na strone i kontakt
ze zleceniodawca.

bochniak - usun to - malpa - op - pl

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I am interested in both getting help with the website www.yyyyyyy.com and
also a product
which we create that has webpages included.

Let me explain:

yyyyyy.com

I need a new CMS which is written in php. The current CMS is in php4. It is
database driven and doesn't show any php information since all content is
pulled from a mysql.
However there are certain things which are very important to me:

1. All pages must be W3C compatible: http://validator.w3.org/ (no errors on
any pages)
2. All menu systems *must* be in english since there will be an editor from
USA who will use this system.
3. There must be some special urls present:
For instance: http://www.yyyyyyyyyyy.com/......../index.html This
is not a html page but a special php page which has the url rewritten. I
want the same stuff but I don't know how it works.
I know that url *must* work afterwards since it has been registered for many
search engines.

4. I need to move www.yyyyyyyyyyy/.....blog to blog.yyyyyyyyy.com
(you will have to do this and upgrade the software at the same time).

5. The same content must be present (static pages and forms for
registering).

I am sure that there are some other requirements but those are the most
important ones.

I also need help for another project (which is even more important then the
website):

I am working on a product which creates webpages:
http://www.yyyyyyyyyyy/.........../Statistics/......../index.html

These pages are static html pages created from an application in C++. The
application makes webpages.
I need to change some graphics and have a index page. This should probably
not be more then 1-2 hours of work but I don't know anything about web
pages.
All pages are W3C validated.

Let me know if you can help on these things. The  Statistics webpages
are quite urgent and I need them very soon.

Do you also know how to make graphics? I am working on some other products
in ASP.NET with another person from Poland and will also need graphics for
this very soon.

  Powerbook 17" z Ebay.com za 990$ ciag dalszy historii...
Witam grupowiczow !!!

Oto odpowiedz na mojego mail'a jakiego wyslalem do jednego ze
sprzedajacych powerbook'a 17" na ebay.com za jedyne 990$:

thank you for being interested in my item. first of all you should
know that at this moment I?m in western europe with bussines. the item
is here with me, too. | the is item brand new in original sealed box
and comes with 3 years international warranty. | PRICE: I want $990
for it. shipping and insurance included(for europe and US). |
SHIPPING: I?m willing to ship this to your door for inspection. I will
use fedex freight or UPS but if you have another option you are
welcome....just let me know. as i said I will cover the shipping fees.
also I will pay an insurance in case something goes wrong. I will pay
for 48 hours shipping...so basically you should receive it in less
than 48 hours. you will have 2 days for inspection. | RETURN POLICY:
in case you don?t like the item and you decide not to keep it,
although it?s hard to believe that, because it?s brand new..., you will
ship it back to me in original box... this time you will pay the


shipping charges. but I can assure you if you want this kind of item I
can tell you for sure this will be the one for you. | PAYMENT:
unfortunatelly I can?t use clasical ebay payment methods related of a
checking account, because I don?t have one in my name here. I tried to
make my self one but they asked for to many papers and documents I don?t
have here with me. that?s why I will ask you the funds in a money


order. I have a western union agent here 10 min away from me, please
find a western agent there, you can easilly send a money order to my
address here. just go there with money cash in hand... takes you 2 min
to set the transfer. of course I realise it?s not fair to ask you the
money in my name before the inspection of the item. that?s why you
will send the money order in your wife?s name or for someone you know
very well like a relative, I will start the shipping process
imediatelly after western will confirm me you sent the money... this
will be an understanding between us only because I can accept only
money orders but I want you in the same time to feel protected. one
more thing...if they??ll ask about the reson you transfer the money
for, please tell them you transfer the money for personal reasons to a
relative of yours ...do not mention about our transaction in order for
me to save the extra fees and custom duties for this international
transaction....and in return I will send you the package as a gift for
the same reason to save the money for extra fees and custom duties(the
fees in this case could end up to $700-800 ...maybe more). just folow
my instructions and I assure you that everything will go smoothlly.
thanks | my address is: | address: CALLE CARLINA 11 city: MADRID ,
state: MADRID, country: SPAIN, zip: 28011 | let me know if you


are interested. I?m willing to end the auction right now. I?ll be on
line for couple of hours.

thanks


Co o tym sadzicie ???

pozdr
mgrosicki

  Powerbook 17" z Ebay.com za 990$ ciag dalszy historii...
Jak by byl gosc ktory ma pare pb 17" to mozna by bylo zebrac paru chetnych i
sie przejechac w pare osob to niebylo by takich kosztow

Ja sie na to pisze
Witam grupowiczow !!!

Oto odpowiedz na mojego mail'a jakiego wyslalem do jednego ze
sprzedajacych powerbook'a 17" na ebay.com za jedyne 990$:

thank you for being interested in my item. first of all you should
know that at this moment I?m in western europe with bussines. the item
is here with me, too. | the is item brand new in original sealed box
and comes with 3 years international warranty. | PRICE: I want $990
for it. shipping and insurance included(for europe and US). |
SHIPPING: I?m willing to ship this to your door for inspection. I will
use fedex freight or UPS but if you have another option you are
welcome....just let me know. as i said I will cover the shipping fees.
also I will pay an insurance in case something goes wrong. I will pay
for 48 hours shipping...so basically you should receive it in less
than 48 hours. you will have 2 days for inspection. | RETURN POLICY:
in case you don?t like the item and you decide not to keep it,
although it?s hard to believe that, because it?s brand new..., you will
| ship it back to me in original box... this time you will pay the
shipping charges. but I can assure you if you want this kind of item I
can tell you for sure this will be the one for you. | PAYMENT:
unfortunatelly I can?t use clasical ebay payment methods related of a
checking account, because I don?t have one in my name here. I tried to
make my self one but they asked for to many papers and documents I don?t
| have here with me. that?s why I will ask you the funds in a money
order. I have a western union agent here 10 min away from me, please
find a western agent there, you can easilly send a money order to my
address here. just go there with money cash in hand... takes you 2 min
to set the transfer. of course I realise it?s not fair to ask you the
money in my name before the inspection of the item. that?s why you
will send the money order in your wife?s name or for someone you know
very well like a relative, I will start the shipping process
imediatelly after western will confirm me you sent the money... this
will be an understanding between us only because I can accept only
money orders but I want you in the same time to feel protected. one
more thing...if they??ll ask about the reson you transfer the money
for, please tell them you transfer the money for personal reasons to a
relative of yours ...do not mention about our transaction in order for
me to save the extra fees and custom duties for this international
transaction....and in return I will send you the package as a gift for
the same reason to save the money for extra fees and custom duties(the
fees in this case could end up to $700-800 ...maybe more). just folow
my instructions and I assure you that everything will go smoothlly.
thanks | my address is: | address: CALLE CARLINA 11 city: MADRID ,
| state: MADRID, country: SPAIN, zip: 28011 | let me know if you
are interested. I?m willing to end the auction right now. I?ll be on
line for couple of hours.
| thanks

Co o tym sadzicie ???

pozdr
mgrosicki


  dear pl.comp.tlumaczenia readers
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It's getting a bit tiresome seeing one misguided American after another with
their cutsie little yellow or red-white-blue ribbons on their outsized SUVs.
Yeah, I guess it's the thing to do; maybe part of that whole soccer-mom
culture. Unfortunately, the only thing they demonstrate is that the person
behind the wheel is a clueless, gullible, misguided, nitwit.

If foreign invaders landed on our soil, as we have done in Iraq, I would be
the first one to take up arms and repel them. (I suppose that would make me
an 'insurgent' by OUR logic.) This, and other aggressive governments have
always done their utmost to make it APPEAR as if committing yourself to kill
in feuds on distant shores that have nothing to do with the welfare of the
citizenry is somehow patriotic.

It is not.

Enlisting in the armed forces, in the absence of a real and impending
foreign threat, is no different that hiring yourself as a paid assassin . .
the only difference is, you're not getting paid enough. But let's take a
realistic look at exactly WHO joins up in an all-volunteer army.

The first group are those who join (during peacetime) for the benefits: to
get an education, or because it seems a reasonable career path. Consider
carefully! Realize that you are gambling with your humanity. Once you sign
that form, you sign away your right to say: "No, that is an atrocity." You
put your abilities, including the ability to kill, at the disposal of proven
liars, psychopaths . . . enemies of humanity. Do you think that every German
soldier in World War II who helped load Jews into cattle cars was a
cold-blooded killer? Most were poor kids, just like you, who got caught up
in the patriotic frenzy. Once you're in, you're IN. You lose the ability to
stop killing until they tell you so. This not only makes you less than
human, it makes you less than an animal, for even the animals retain their
freedom of self determination.

The second group are the simple minded, who fall for patriotic entreaties
about  defending democracy, Mom, apple pie; in other words, all the
traditional government propaganda. Do you think Soviet lads subjugated their
neighbors throughout the world because they thought the Soviet Union was an
EVIL empire? No, they were fighting for MOM, and whatever passes for apple
pie in Russia. Step back and examine the lies your government is handing
you, and ask yourself if they have the ring of truth. Do you want to be one
of the murderers in uniform who opened up on their fellow citizens at Kent
State? When you put on that uniform, you give up all autonomy, and become
nothing more than a weapon, to be used for whatever evil purposes the
scoundrels in government demand (and, if you look carefully, you will
discover that the only interests THEY serve are those of the big businesses
that own them.)

Finally, you have the hard-core psychopaths. These are the people who WANT
to kill. Murder, torture, rape; THESE are the American values upon which
THIS group is focused. The cause doesn't matter, they're after the thrill
that only warfare can provide.

Just remember: killing for George W. Bush, or for George H.W. Bush, or for
Lyndon B. Johnson, or for Richard M. Nixon is not the same as defending
yourself, your family, your friends, or your country. Don't be a dupe. Don't
Enlist!

Remember -- supporting the troops means supporting Bush aggression,
profiteering, and war crimes. Here's an idea: why not take those ribbons,
dip them in blood, and mail them to the White House?

- --
Tom St.Denis

111 Banning Rd
Kanata, Ontario
K2L 1C3
Canada

Home: (613)836-3160
Cell: (613)796-8220

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